Self Care Vampire: The Podcast
Self Care Vampire is a mobile game where immortals tempt you into better self care. Featuring detailed voice acting, this podcasts shares moments with characters in the Self Care Vampire universe.
Need some swoon-worthy motivation? This is the place for you. Get the game for free on iOS or Android by joining the early access at www.selfcarevampire.com!
Episodes
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
1 min
You’ve been carrying too much. They noticed.
They don’t ignore it. But they don’t let it consume you.
Want to spent more time with Victor the werewolf, and Elijah the vampire? You can meet them in Self Care Vampire, the mobile romance game where the more you take care of yourself, the better you'll taste for your your immortal companions. 🦇⭐ Download Self Care Vampire:
Android - https://selfcarevampire.sng.link/D4n44/4q6q
Apple - https://testflight.apple.com/join/B7pEr4r5Join the Discord - https://discord.gg/cnaBsN4ezH
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
1 min
You’re not even enjoying it anymore. They noticed.
Elijah offers something more interesting. Victor tells you to put it down.
Either way… you don’t stay stuck looking at your phone.
Want to spent more time with Victor the werewolf, and Elijah the vampire? You can meet them in Self Care Vampire, the mobile romance game where the more you take care of yourself, the better you'll taste for your your immortal companions. 🦇⭐ Download Self Care Vampire:
Android - https://selfcarevampire.sng.link/D4n44/4q6q
Apple - https://testflight.apple.com/join/B7pEr4r5Join the Discord - https://discord.gg/cnaBsN4ezH
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
2 min
Want to spent more time with Elijah? You can meet him in Self Care Vampire, the mobile romance game where the more you take care of yourself, the better you'll taste for your your immortal companion. 🦇Want to learn more? www.selfcarevampire.com⭐ Download Self Care Vampire: Android - https://selfcarevampire.sng.link/D4n44/4q6q Apple - https://testflight.apple.com/join/B7pEr4r5 Join the Discord - https://discord.gg/cnaBsN4ezH Elijah wants to meet you... will you answer his call? 🦇✨ Self care never felt this delicious ✨🦇
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
2 min
Want to spent more time with Elijah? You can meet him in Self Care Vampire, the mobile romance game where the more you take care of yourself, the better you'll taste for your your immortal companion. 🦇Want to learn more? www.selfcarevampire.com⭐ Download Self Care Vampire:
Android - https://selfcarevampire.sng.link/D4n44/4q6q
Apple - https://testflight.apple.com/join/B7pEr4r5 Join the Discord - https://discord.gg/cnaBsN4ezH Elijah wants to meet you... will you answer his call? 🦇✨ Self care never felt this delicious ✨🦇
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
4 min
Want to spent more time with Elijah? You can meet him in Self Care Vampire, the mobile romance game where the more you take care of yourself, the better you'll taste for your your immortal companion. 🦇Want to learn more? www.selfcarevampire.com⭐ Download Self Care Vampire: Android - https://selfcarevampire.sng.link/D4n44/4q6q Apple - https://testflight.apple.com/join/B7pEr4r5 Join the Discord - https://discord.gg/cnaBsN4ezH Elijah wants to meet you... will you answer his call? 🦇✨ Self care never felt this delicious ✨🦇
Apr 28, 2026
Apr 28, 2026
2 min
You’ve been sitting too long.
The ancient vampire Elijah wants you to slow down, while the werewolf Victor tells you to get up.
Meet these supernatural, romanceable creatures in Self Care Vampire, the mobile game - www.selfcarevampire.com